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Blogging bastard gets stood up, by Outdoor writer!

writers_block1  Ok, there was talk between me and the Outdoor Writer friend of mine the day before Super Bowl Sunday, about us getting together for breakfast on Super Sunday – before the NY Giants were to play the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl.

Of course the Giants went on to beat the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 46!

Well, to make matters worst, Outdoor Writer thought, “I’d never wake it to the daylights of earth,” “well, I woke up at 05:30 a.m., on Super Sunday morning to get my the breakfast hang out by 07:30 a.m. to get my usual table, where, I pen the blogs at midnight mass on certain publishing nights – “Dat’s the blogging bastards way of getting business done in the middle of the night, cranking out blogs and burning the midnight oil, at the same time.”

I’m sure the Outdoor Writer got amazed at the witches hour of the day, when I fired off a military rant to the bunny dumper in his sack – “Moi, your fired, you actually screwed over your “drill Sgt.,” you blockhead!”

Now – getting stood up by the Outdoor Writer, calls for a partial free somewhere – However, I ended up buying someone else breakfast on Super Sunday, besides for myself – at least, for a friend, I work with on the Community Emergency Response Team with. “Now, that’s a great moi plan, Sir Newton,” as I thought.

At least I got the better part of it to hiking part of the Timberline Trail in the hills of my ole stomping grounds in the Churchill Neighborhood before the game! Thanks Thomas for nearly killing me on that hike! LOL…..

Now, I’ll think of a more satire way of dealing with the ole Outdoor Writer on the next ordeal – make him, buy the breakfast, new time around…..! “Dat’s the spirit, Sgt. Hulka!”

To be continued……

Congratulations Oregon Ducks!

  95 years! – that’s, how long it took the Oregon Ducks to win their second Rose Bowl title and their 2nd National Championship, since 1917. With a record sellout crowd (91,245) and a 45-38 win over the Wisconsin Badgers to win the 98th annual Rose Bowl – they’ve once again earned their bragging rights as National Champions of the Crown Jewel of bowl games – the Rose Bowl.

The Ducks capped off a football season that allowed them to take home the newly crowned Pac-12 Conference and the national championship of the Rose Bowl during the same football season. It’s almost like a fairy tale season when you have an experienced coach like Chip Kelly taking his flock of Ducks to the crown jewel of championships – the win will likely cap off an enormous winning season that would go down in the books and once of the best college football seasons ever written by the Oregon Duck Football Program.

Why things don’t work? When you want them too!

freelanceblogwriter  I just spent an entire two days working and writing – each and every time, I try to write, things go haywire! You can never get electrified enough to start your stimuli and imagination to write – Okay, “Moonlighting’s” Producer Glen Gordon Caron said, “it was harmful and stimuli,” now, that doesn’t answer my question about “The Blue Moon” cancellation of the show by ABC.

Since, I spent much of the time in my office trying to write, even though, I had two pro football games going on in the background on CBS and FOX on Sunday, only to get stuck on a movie with Hugh Jackman, about the art of magic and the competition of my trick is better than yours type movie.

I wonder how the man of magic, David Copperfield thinks of that one?

Of course it was a typical laid back Sunday, like every Sunday, football and movies, plus the urge to write. But, when you get to Monday’s – the stimuli changes course and your back in your tracks hunting the writing bug to blog your way to blogomania. But – writer’s block is still creeping up behind you very, very slowly! Damn…, that county mounty never gives up.

My elusive plan to write, has been blown my cover, by the devilish word of writers block!

I can’t seem to get anywhere? Perhaps, the Polar Bears and Happy Feet, just can’t get enough of the laughs through the holidays? Well? Who knows? It’s a Bambi year for the Reindeer as the twilight of the Christmas Season is about to roll full sail.

So, I’m thinking? It’s the chemistry between writing and writer’s block? I just remembered, they never tell you this in writing class on the high school level – even in college! So, dat’s why, I’ve been given a scud missile from “Benny the beaver!”…, that little rotten slappin’ Oregon Beaver!

Indeed, I should make Oregon State pay for this! Truly unfair and uncalled for, they’ll just say, “screw it,” along with the UO’s daily Emerald at the University of Oregon. So, much for Civil War rivals. Too bad I didn’t win the pot of gold! Crap.

Now? Why can’t I get horseradish to work right? Yes – I know it’s a sauce, so, hush! When you talk rubbish like me, you’ve given Jimmy Kimmel a seal of approval and David Letterman and bad name in show business. Not to mention, you’ve given Jerry Lewis a great sense of humor and pride in his career, minus the rat pack with the late Sammy David Jr., Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra!

At least it isn’t over yet – the writer’s block meltdown continues. Phooey!